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[17 Jan 2007|06:38pm]

[ mood | nerdy ]

hey everybody, my name is Maddie, and i'm a Jonaholic.

i don't know if this is allowed (feel free to delete this if it's not), but i found this and it made me squee a little bit, so i thought i'd post it here so other people could squee too.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jon Stewart!

  1. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Jon Stewart.
  2. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Jon Stewart.
  3. The only Englishman to become Jon Stewart was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Jon Stewart from 1154 to 1159!
  4. Americans discard enough Jon Stewart to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
  5. Jon Stewart will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory!
  6. If you drop Jon Stewart from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
  7. Ideally, Jon Stewart should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
  8. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Jon Stewart.
  9. Scientists believe that Jon Stewart began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  10. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Jon Stewart.
I am interested in - do tell me about

personally, my favourite is number 5 ...
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[03 Oct 2006|07:28pm]

I know everyone hates community spam, but there's just no other way to go about it so, I'm x-posting this like a Presidential candidate. My apologies.

Okay! New image community on the block, scc_daily, dedicated to Stewart, Colbert, AND Carell. You can't beat that.

x-posted: everywhere.
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Daily Show Google Theme [14 Sep 2006|12:38pm]


Click Me!

You can customize all the links and make it your homepage. If you get lost (or just don't get it) there's also an FAQ.

One also went up last week for The Colbert Report:

Click Me!
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Hello there~ [04 May 2006|03:14am]

[ mood | happy ]

Ah, I was just looking over Livejournal for communities related to Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert/The Daily Show, and I came across this one. So I thought I'd join it. Hello!

I'm all the way over here in England, so I'm a fairly recent convert to The Daily Show. It was a rather fun and convoluted path that brought me to this point - it started back a few months ago where I was randomly looking for Whose Line Is It Anyway episodes on YouTube, because I remembered liking it and that I hadn't watched it in years. One of the episodes happened to have one Stephen Colbert in it - I didn't know who he was but I figured he was rather cute, so I looked him up. From here I went on to look up stuff from The Colbert Report on YouTube, which of course brought me to clips from The Daily Show... then, joy of joys, I came home from university at the beginning of my Easter holiday and found out that More4 showed The Daily Show here! Much joy, squee, yay-Colbert-on-my-TV glee. Then I remembered that Colbert had left TDS and More4 doesn't show TCR x_X

But I watched The Daily Show anyway because I thought Jon Stewart was 'okay', then I watched more of it and realised that actually I would hit him multiple times with a stick. Then I got looking up more clips of him and realised I was pretty much gone on him, it was too late to turn back XD I think it was that Crossfire clip that sealed it for me~ but yes. The winding road led me here and I'm glad of it ♥

I keep trying to make icons of Jon Stewart but they keep being too big for Livejournal x_X if I ever make any that are small enough to actually be used, I'll post them ♥ (but given my bad luck with icons, I wouldn't hold your breath T_T;;)

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A Quick Hello [31 Jan 2006|11:15pm]

[ mood | cheerful ]

Hi there. I've just joined and thought I'd post a quick hello to all you fellow Jon lovers!!!!!
Living in England I wasn't too aware of The Daily Show and the only time I had come across Jon was while watching Big Daddy. I always thought he looked a bit foxy, but I never knew what else he did.
However, since reciving a new channel More 4 towards the end of last year, I have been fortunate to see The Daily Show during the week. And my god, how funny is the show??!?!?!?!?!! And Jon???? I find myself falling for him each time I see him!!
Anyhoo, just thought I'd make my introductions. Hope to speak to people soon.

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**Mod Post** [27 Dec 2005|01:17am]

[ mood | tired ]

Whoa, hey guys! It's only been a few hours since I checked my Friends page, but it seems to have exploded with posts. One that I of course noticed was a strange, extremely lengthy post in what appeared to be Russian that someone posted in this community. I'd like to thank those who commented to that post and indicated that it was spam; I was pretty certain myself that it was, but I appreciate others pointing it out and confirming it. Therefore, the offending post has been deleted, as I know it was taking up copious amounts of space on peoples' Friends pages, and reported as spam to LJ. I apologize for any inconvenience that that post might have caused, and I again must strongly emphasize that spamming of any kind will NOT be tolerated in this community. It is rude and discourteous to other members, and those who violate this rule will be dealt with accordingly. I thank you for your attention in regards to this matter. You may now return to your regularly scheduled Jon Stewart-related posting. :)

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UK fans [26 Sep 2005|09:00pm]

I just saw an advertisement, that channel 4 will be launching a new channel, called More 4,and The Daily Show will be part of the new line-up. It's about f***ing time too! :)
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A couple of icons [25 Sep 2005|08:41pm]

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I hope you like, please comment, credit, and enjoy!
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Cute Gillian and Jon pics [24 Sep 2005|10:37pm]


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More Announcements! [23 Sep 2005|12:52pm]

[ mood | good ]

Hello everyone!

Well, first and foremost, a big CONGRATULATIONS to "The Daily Show" for its two Emmy wins last weekend! "The Daily Show" took home the awards for Outstanding Writing for a Variety, Music, or Comedy Program and Outstanding Variety, Music, or Comedy Program. Congrats, TDS!! Unfortunately, our own Jonny Stew lost the "Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program" award to Hugh Jackman for his Tony Awards hosting duties. But, we've got to keep our chins up, and hopefully Jon will get nominated again next year and win!

Second announcement: "The Colbert Réport" (and yes, it's French, bitch!) is officially going to start airing on Comedy Central on Monday, October 17th, at 11:30pm, right after "The Daily Show." So be sure to tune in and show your support for Stephen Colbert!

That's it for now, folks. I'd like to once again extend a warm welcome to all of our new members. Enjoy the community!

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Jon in Wired magazine [22 Sep 2005|05:11pm]

Sorry if this is old new but there is a big interview on Jon Stewart, in Wired magazine (Sept 2005). He's on the cover, with a remote control in his mouth :D
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Jon and Gillian [20 Sep 2005|09:37pm]

Just made this icon, I hope you like, it's of Jon, with Gillian Anderson.

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Some PBH caps [06 Sep 2005|04:42pm]

I thought these were cute :)

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Hotness! [06 Sep 2005|03:22pm]

This pic is so freakin' HOT!

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Cute pic [06 Sep 2005|01:15pm]

Thought I'd share, as it's of two of my fav people :)

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I want to marry Jon and have little hairy Jewish babies!! [01 Sep 2005|08:22am]
I love that there are others ou there who feel the same way about this man!! He's the best thing on T.V.!!And he's just soooo darn cute!!Jon Stewart for President!!
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Ummmm, hey! [09 Aug 2005|04:13pm]

[ mood | bouncy ]

The fact that this community even EXISTS makes the world a better place.

So anyway, hi! I'm new. My name is Sara. I love Jon a lot. Probably more than is healthy, but what can you do. He's Jon. Certainly not my fault. I've loved him for only two years, but oh, what a two years it's been. xD

Just wanted to say hi and join in on the Jon-love. I've much. ^^

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[29 Jul 2005|01:06pm]

I'm Amy, I'm new, blah blah blah.

What I'm really here for is to request a small video clip item-thing.

It's Jon Stewart singing with Elmo. Anyone have it? Anyone?

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[28 Jul 2005|08:52pm]

Hey everyone. Yeah, I'm new, but you really don't care.

I'm looking for some really awesome pictures of Jon. Well, just one. A really funny one. I'm going to taping next week and I'm going to make a shirt.

I searched on Google, but there was nothing I was too crazy about. If you know of any galleries or have some awesome pictures, please share with me.

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New Member Welcome and Announcements! [18 Jul 2005|01:13am]

[ mood | good ]

Hello everybody!

Wow, well there have been some incredible goings-on in the world of Jon Stewart/"The Daily Show", and so I am very pleased to be sharing them with all of you. First of all, however, I would like to welcome our newest member Willow, who made a post just the other day. Welcome, Willow (willow1967)!

Second order of business--the 2005 Emmy Nominations! Yes, "The Daily Show" has received a total of FOUR nominations this year, to which I say CONGRATS, TDS! You earned it! The following are the categories in which TDS is nominated and the other nominees that it is up against (courtesy of http://www.emmys.org and placed behind a cut for convenience):

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The second announcement I would like to make is that "The Daily Show"'s Stephen Colbert has officially been given his very own show by Comedy Central! Yes, Stephen is now the star of "The Colbert Report", a new series set to begin airing in approximately September. It will air either directly after "The Daily Show" Monday through Thursday, or in the slot right after that (Comedy Central is trying to decide between "The Colbert Report" and Adam Carolla's new show). Sadly, this will mean that Stephen will have to curtail his appearances on "The Daily Show", and while he will be sorely missed, we wish him the best of luck with "The Colbert Report." Congratulations, Stephen!

All of the information in the previous announcement was taken from an article written by the Associated Press, which I found on the MSNBC website: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/7726510/

Well, that's about all for now, gang. One final note: as the regular devotees of "The Daily Show" have no doubt noticed, TDS is now being filmed on a brand-new studio. While this change certainly does not waver our enjoyment and love of the show, like all changes in life, it will take time to get accustomed to it. Whatever your feelings about the new studio--positive, negative, or indifferent--I invite every member of stewart_harem to reply to this post and talk about it, if you so desire. Thanks everyone for reading, and I hope you've enjoyed this update!


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